Wrote to the tune of (Rockabilly Country Guitar Jammin track A: Guitar Backing Tracks: Country – 2024: Lossiess: Itunes Album 36 Guitar Backing Tracks Boogie Country Blues: Track 1)

Oh, Ma’am, how do you do?

May I get your name?

Oh, my name is Ted,

Why yes Ma’am,

I love to dance,

Care to two step?

Yes Ma’am,

Stick that right foot in,

Take that foot and shake it,

All about,

Just like this,

Yes Ma’am,

Now Ma’am,

Take my hand,

Twirl her about fellas’,

Yes Sir,

Just like that Ma’am,

Twirlen’ all about,

Like a tornado in the deep south,

Onward she came,

Like a wrecking ball,

A tornado if you will,

Right into my man cave,

Why it didn’t take long,

No, before all that pulperia,

And fine China,

Began to sprout feet,

And carry themselves into my dining room,

Why Sir,

If I may call on you,

Did you know that,

When dear Ma’am here,

Came through my wall like the Kool-Aide Ma’am,

She improved my life twenty-fold,

Now I use coasters,

Wear a collar,

And use those suspenders that were under my bed,

Why dear Sir,

Wouldn’t you know it,

I love her dear.